....Breaking News...

The tedium of life at the core of pebbledash middle England. Its all hapenning here. My local paper has filled an entire page with the news that the local park is slowly being turned into ...a ...rubbish dump! An Eastbourne Bourough Council spokesperson has said,"We are aware of the situation and we are investigating it". Thank goodness. They have included a photo of a plastic bag. Also a loose fence post. Also a photo of a discarded Carlsberg can. This can appears twice in the article, leading me to believe this 'situation' is not that bad as they say. I dont need a close-up as well as a panoramic view of the offending can. Also and perhaps most baffling is the (large) photo of a bench in the park. This has no rubbish near it, no graffiti on it and looks to be in perfect working order. Perhaps this growth of moss on the seat has incensed local residents and journalists alike to apply for the 'Much needed lottery funding to finance the considerable work needed'. I have got to get out of this town and find the real world, it's out there somewhere. Once I have found it at least then I can return to this mire I call home and scratch my arse and laugh at this stuff for its triviality. For the moment I absorb these days with stout-heartedness. The tedium of life at the core of pebbledash middle England is growing difficult to bear.